What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
They are both Paris sites.
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why is a doctor always calm?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?