What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
They are both Paris sites.
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
How do you talk to a giant?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?