What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
They are both Paris sites.
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Which dogs love to study science?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why did the frog starve?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
