What kind of snake would you find on a car?
A windshield viper!
What do little fish love to play with?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What's black and white and red all over?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What day do hands always go to church?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
How do you wash a lamb?