What kind of snake would you find on a car?
A windshield viper!
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why did the foal cough?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?