What kind of snake would you find on a car?
A windshield viper!
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?