What kind of snake would you find on a car?
A windshield viper!
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What's E.T. short for?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?