It's allergy season again?
You've got to be pollen my leg.
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
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How does a cow do math?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?