It's allergy season again?
You've got to be pollen my leg.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why did the frog starve?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What's E.T. short for?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?