What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Can I take a rain check?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
How do you get straight A's?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why is winter considered holy?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
How did the tree get lost?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?