What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Can I take a rain check?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why was the cow afraid?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?