What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Can I take a rain check?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What dog never pays attention in class?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?