What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Can I take a rain check?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What country has the most fish?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why are trees always so positive?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
A book just fell on my head.