Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
It was out of gas.
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why do cubes make great referees?
How does a cow do math?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What's the richest basketball team?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Where do baby apes sleep?