Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
It was out of gas.
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why are books always so angry?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
How do you make a cow float?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?