Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
It was out of gas.
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What makes music in your hair?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What do math teachers eat?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What do you call the king of vegetables?