Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Because they have two left feet!
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
How was the wedding?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Bears love exotic cars.
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
How do you arrest a pig?