Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Because they have two left feet!
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why do trees try new things so often?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What bird is always sad?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?