Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Because they have two left feet!
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What sweet treat never panics?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What did the beaver say to the tree?