Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Because they have two left feet!
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
How does a squid go into battle?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why are books always so angry?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why was the horse so happy?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?