How does one gelatin greet another?
Jello!
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?