How does one gelatin greet another?
Jello!
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
How do frogs get to work?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?