What did the beaver say to the tree?
Been nice gnawing you.
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
If you need help building an ark...
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?