What did the beaver say to the tree?
Been nice gnawing you.
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?