What did the beaver say to the tree?
Been nice gnawing you.
Do dads always snore?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why do football players make great fishermen?