What did the beaver say to the tree?
Been nice gnawing you.
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why are fish such good architects?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?