Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
They're used to overcoming hurdles.
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What animal has the most fun?
Where does money love to go shopping?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why do fish live in salt water?