Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
They're used to overcoming hurdles.
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Which animals make the best football players?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?