Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
They're used to overcoming hurdles.
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Where do books sleep?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why was the computer cold at work?