Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
They're used to overcoming hurdles.
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?