Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Great moms turn them off first.
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why is a computer so smart?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Which family member has tusks?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?