What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather.
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What is a cow's dream job?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?