What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather.
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why did the fish blush?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why does the orange always lose in races?