I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it!
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?