I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it!
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What kind of water does an angel like?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What superpower do all middle children have?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What words make the best athletes?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What's a tuna's favorite game?