Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
The bored room.
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why did the echo get detention?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?