Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
The bored room.
How do dog catchers get paid?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?