What's a frog's favorite year?
A leap year!
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
How do horses navigate at night?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
How do bees get to school?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What does a panda ghost say?
What time does everyone love to drink?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why do vampires always look sick?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why can't you trust a pig?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?