Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What is blue and not heavy?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?