Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?