Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
It was all smoke and mirrors.
Which elf is the best singer?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What do you call a short cow?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
How do automobiles fly?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
How does a cow do math?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?