Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
It was all smoke and mirrors.
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
How do you make a cow float?