Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
It was all smoke and mirrors.
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Which animal will never go bald?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why do two skunks argue?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?