Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
New Jersey.
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What car can't keep a secret?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?