Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
New Jersey.
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why was the bunny upset?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What's the loudest sport?
What did the salad say to its dad?