Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
New Jersey.
What is the definition of Robin?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why was the musician arrested?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?