Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
New Jersey.
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?