Where do hamsters come from?
Hamsterdam!
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why are goats so funny?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What bird is always sad?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What day do hands always go to church?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
How does the moon cut her hair?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?