Where do hamsters come from?
Hamsterdam!
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?