What does Santa order at the bar?
A gin-gerbread and tonic.
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What's a forklift?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?