What does Santa order at the bar?
A gin-gerbread and tonic.
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why did the foal cough?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?