What does Santa order at the bar?
A gin-gerbread and tonic.
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
How do you grill cheese?
What do insects learn at school?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What does Santa call Christmastime?