What does Santa order at the bar?
A gin-gerbread and tonic.
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What are you studying in math?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What shape has a knighthood?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?