What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?