What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Where do horses reside?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What day do hands always go to church?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?