What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why do some people love eating snails?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What did the sick chicken say?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?