What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Car assurance.
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why was the bee sad?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?