What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
That's udderly ridiculous!
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why do all the planets get along?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What's E.T. short for?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why don't ants get sick?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?