What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
That's udderly ridiculous!
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
It's allergy season again?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
How are mountains able to see?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Where do pigs love to take naps?