What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
That's udderly ridiculous!
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What's E.T. short for?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
How do you make a bandstand?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?