What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A blood test.
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
How do you wash a lamb?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What nationality are most fish?