What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A blood test.
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What do naked fish play with?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What condiment has wings?