What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A blood test.
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What does the sun drink out of?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What country has the most fish?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?