What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A blood test.
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What is the emptiest holiday?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What dog wears contact lenses?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
How do automobiles fly?