What do you call a greedy elf?
Elfish.
Why do all the planets get along?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why is spring the oddest season?