What do you call a greedy elf?
Elfish.
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why is winter considered holy?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?