What do you call a greedy elf?
Elfish.
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?