Why did the calf hate his school picture?
His cow-lick was sticking up!
Why are trees always so positive?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
How can you farm during the winter?
Where does breakfast live?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.