What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
A dependent Claus.
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What do you call bears with no ears?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Where do polar bears vote?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?