What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
A dependent Claus.
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
How does a cow do math?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why was the musician arrested?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why are maps such great therapists?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?