What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
A dependent Claus.
How can you farm during the winter?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What is the most attractive fruit?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What fish only swims at night?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why did electricity win the race?