What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Look clover there.
Why was the broom late for school?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.