What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Look clover there.
What did one firefly say to the other?
What's the scariest letter?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?