What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Look clover there.
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why do mice need oiling?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?