What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
I love you berry much.
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What do you call a short cow?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Who invented fractions?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why was the math book sad?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?