Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Grease!
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why was the broom late for school?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What do you call a famous turtle?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What nationality are most fish?
Why do bees gossip?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What vegetables do librarians like?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.