Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Because Donald ducked.
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?