Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Because Donald ducked.
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
How do you measure a millennial?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do you call a Russian flea?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What do you call a cow with two legs?