Why do football players make great fishermen?
They always have a tackle box.
What day do hands always go to church?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Which former US President was always cold?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?