Why do football players make great fishermen?
They always have a tackle box.
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Where do chips wear socks?
Why are books always so angry?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
How do billboards talk?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?