Why do football players make great fishermen?
They always have a tackle box.
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why is money so stubborn?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What vegetables make the best music?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?