How does a polar bear build a house?
Igloos it together.
Where does laundry go to college?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why is the beach so confident?
How does dinner smell?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?