Did you take the patient's temperature?
No. Is it missing?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Which is the worst season?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?