What kind of bow can't be tied?
A rainbow!
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
The museum curator needed a break.
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What animal knows kung fu?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?