What does a cat go to sleep on?
A caterpillow.
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why was the math book sad?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What is a table you can eat?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why are turtles so shy?