What does a cat go to sleep on?
A caterpillow.
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
How do frogs get to work?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
It's Crowded!
What do minions always put in their salads?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?