What does a cat go to sleep on?
A caterpillow.
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What do you call a dog in space?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?