Shoutout to my grandma!
It's the only way she can hear me!
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What kind of music do planets like?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
When do cows get tired?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
When do astronauts eat?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?