Shoutout to my grandma!
It's the only way she can hear me!
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?