Shoutout to my grandma!
It's the only way she can hear me!
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Where does laundry go to college?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What's a forklift?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
This candy bar is a real home run.