What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
May flour.
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Where does the president keep his razor?
It's Crowded!
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?