Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Because they have no spine.
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a small mom?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why are books always so angry?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What do you call a tired tree?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?