Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Because they have no spine.
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What is the color of the wind?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?