Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Because they have no spine.
What did the painter say to the wall?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
How does a barber get to work?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What words make the best athletes?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
How do you organize a space party?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why is a computer so smart?