Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Because they have no spine.
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why was the bud so shy?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?