Where does the president keep his razor?
In the Cabinet.
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What tree has the most bark?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What bee is good for your health?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Where do baby apes sleep?