Where does the president keep his razor?
In the Cabinet.
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why is a computer so smart?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why don't ants get sick?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What do you call a small mom?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?