Where does the president keep his razor?
In the Cabinet.
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What did autumn say to summer?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?