How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
From scratch!
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Where does breakfast live?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What insect runs away from everything?