Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
He hated to go back to school.
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What makes music in your hair?
What did the sick chicken say?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why are cars magic?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?