Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
He hated to go back to school.
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Where does laundry go to college?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Which insect makes the best father?