Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
He hated to go back to school.
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What's a frog's favorite year?