Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
They always end up fighting tooth and nail.
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Which state has the best streets?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Did you know about April 1st?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?