Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
They always end up fighting tooth and nail.
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Did you know about April 1st?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What did autumn say to summer?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?