Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
They always end up fighting tooth and nail.
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?