Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Because mum's the word.
How is life like toilet paper?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
How does a cow do math?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What school subject really rocks?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?