Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Because mum's the word.
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Which elf is the best singer?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What do they call pastors in Germany?