Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
They prefer bee-pers.
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
How do frogs get to work?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Do dads always snore?