Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
They don't want to knock on wood.
How was the wedding?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
How do you get straight A's?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What car can't keep a secret?
What do cats wear to work?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?