Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
They don't want to knock on wood.
Why did the student eat their homework?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?