Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
They don't want to knock on wood.
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
How do horses navigate at night?