Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
They don't want to knock on wood.
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
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What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What's a watch's eldest relative?