What sport do horses love to play?
Kickball.
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
How do bees get to school?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
People are so hard on car mechanics.