What sport do horses love to play?
Kickball.
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why are computers so good at golf?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why is summer always sad?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What bee is good for your health?