Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Because all of their bats flew away!
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why are turtles so shy?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?