Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Because all of their bats flew away!
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
When do mice play every day?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?