Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Because all of their bats flew away!
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Where do actors go to pray?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What day is your mom always right?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
How do dog catchers get paid?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why did the turkey cross the road?