Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
They always want to get in the paint.
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What do naked fish play with?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What do you call a pile of cats?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?