Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
They always want to get in the paint.
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What game do mice love to play?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Where do chips wear socks?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?