Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
They always want to get in the paint.
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why is winter considered holy?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?