What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
I like your hare!
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What's a goose's favorite book?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Which is the worst season?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
How do you compliment a cat?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What did the snake name his daughter?