Someone stole all my lamps.
I couldn't be more de-lighted!
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Where does laundry go to college?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Are baby skunks cute?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?