Someone stole all my lamps.
I couldn't be more de-lighted!
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What do you call hiking college students?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?