Someone stole all my lamps.
I couldn't be more de-lighted!
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What is a table you can eat?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What is the wealthiest fish?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?